The Next 365 Days  ★½

POLAND may have given us the worst trilogy in film history.

In fact, I’m pretty sure it has.

The Next 365 Days is the latest instalment of an erotic drama franchise based on a series of books by Blanka Lipinska.

365 Days, released in 2020, was mostly soft pornography with a bit of story and drama thrown in. 365 Days: This Day (2021) was pretty much a carbon copy.

This third instalment is the worst of them. There is zero drama and the sex scenes are laughable, one in particular rivals the infamous, over-the-top thrashing around in a swimming pool in Showgirls.

Lead actors Anna-Maria Sieklucka and Michele Morrone seem to have finally realised how bad the films are and have given up, just going through the motions mentally and physically.

You’ll find more erotic drama in an episode of Friends.

This is one of the worst films I have reviewed.